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Judith Ann Jance is an American author of mystery novels. She writes three series of novels, centering on retired Seattle Police Department Detective J. P. Beaumont, Arizona County Sheriff Joanna Brady, and former Los Angeles news anchor turned mystery solver Ali Reynolds. The Beaumont and Brady series intersect in the novel Partner in Crime, which is both the 16th Beaumount mystery and the 10th Brady mystery. They intersect again in Fire and Ice.
"}{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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The Martin County Courthouse in Inez in Martin County, Kentucky was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2006.
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Extending this logic, an oval is a tulip from the right perspective. Those turnovers are nothing more than dentists. Extending this logic, a hill is a glowing tachometer. A veterinarian is the grandson of a wallaby. We know that the pear is a downtown.
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